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little ditty about cleaning geldings
« on: August 09, 2007, 11:31:41 AM »
Song about cleaning geldings, to be sung to the tune of "Camp Granada/Hello Mother, Hello Father"

How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
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Re: little ditty about cleaning geldings
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 02:11:18 PM »
Hysterical.  Thanks for sharing.  Now I have something to occupy me mentally while manually doing this dirty job!   Roll Eyes
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Re: little ditty about cleaning geldings
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 03:49:28 PM »
Hey Kim!

I live only an hour away from this crazy lady Shawnda!

HELP! (psst, where does she get this stuff?) LOL
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